- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Bicurious
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Bicurious?
My girl said she was a little bicurious
That the sort of thing that makes me a bit furious
She wants to taste the clam
Doesn't she know that's a dish for a man?
What would you do if your man was pro gay
I mean he wanted to dress up like a little fey
Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings had great legs an ass
Which is probably why they called him Legolas
See? It's not the same for a dude
Even a joke about Johnny Depp in the Nude
Gets you brought before the board
Not praised with a record deal like a certain broad.
It's not fair that my girl can sing about eating at the 'Y'
While I must be silent about a dish of spotted dick. Sigh.
- COMMENTS
Tsothaalmost 10 years agoStrange poem. There is nothing wrong with bisexual men, except for prejudice.
Trixareforkidsalmost 10 years agoDecent work. It would be better if you did a double bi curious. When she says she is you agree and then start comparing men/women, blow jobs, eating "clam". Have fun with the comparisons and then maybe end with how it's more acceptable for a woman and that the conversation was just made up. That would be a better read.
