Big Ass Jogger Woman

Hey! Big ass jogger woman!
Chuggin' on through my neighborhood
Hey! Big ass jogger woman!
I know you must be misunderstood
You ain't tryin' to look like a Barbie doll
What do you care about the status quo
You got a big wide ass and you're proud of it
And you want everybody to know

Hey! Big ass jogger woman!
I never get tired of watchin' you run
Hey! Big ass jogger woman!
Watchin' you bounce is so much fun
You've jogged right into my fantasies
I picture you bringing me home
And trapping me under that big wide ass
Until my juices begin to foam

Hey! Big ass jogger woman!
I'd love to live in the shade of that rear
Hey! Big ass jogger woman!
Why don't you start by bringing it here
I wanna play push the plow with you
I wanna be a hostage to your size
I want you to bounce on top of me
Until you feel my spirits rise

Hey! Big ass jogger woman!
Why don't you satisfy your number one fan
Hey! Big ass jogger woman!
Don't make me take matters into my hand
I only want to be your humble slave
A lowly thing for you to abuse
You can park that ass right on my face
Until I can't breathe if you choose

Hey! Big ass jogger woman!
Don't go runnin' away!
Hey! Big ass jogger woman!
You got every reason to stay!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Please! Just for a day!