Bikini

"It's a grand old flag"
and it makes a great bikini;
fully armed and ready
to protect from every meanie.

I know that it's all photoshopped,
the image is a fake,
and no real cognoscenti
would its seriousness take.

Yet the image is a vision
haunting beyond my control:
the great arousing picture
of Hotness on Patrol.

(No offense intended in this little wit,
nor endorsement of overly martial grit.)

The picture referenced can be found at http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/palin.asp