An angry young blonde called the video store
Complaining the tape didn't work any more,
"I rented a movie about giving head,
But it shows me nothing but static instead."
"I don't understand," said the video clerk
"But what is the name of the film that won't work?"
"The name?" she responded, her voice getting meaner,
"The box that it comes in tells me it's 'Head Cleaner'"
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