Bollocks

The biggest pair of Bollocks
he did have,
so large they could be picked up
on Sat-Nav.

Right in front of her
were dangling Tools,
as she marvelled at the sight
of his Crown Jewels.

The physical presence
that they exist,
never seen anything like them
since the Movie Gorilla's in the Mist.

Forgetting her Catholic upbringing
of Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch,
she envisioned dipping them
in Scotch.

How good they
might taste,
leaving nothing
to waste.

Telling him
to take off his Socks,
as she was about to
love his Rocks.

Cradling those Balls
in her Hand,
all he could do was
obey her every command.

A bit chilly
in only his Birthday Suit,
she bared down on them with her Mouth
and plundered his Loot.

The fact that
she had no Teeth,
came as a
relief.

There she was
savouring his Plums,
she knew how to use
her Gums.