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Boning Evian

byNeonurotic©

Well doc, it happened like this...

I lean in, listen to the fool
with his privy parts not where
they should be.
Quite frankly, I'm squeamish,
the same shade of corpse-white
he is, his face, not his violet cock.

But I can't help curiosity,
after all, I want to know what he did
to get the result he got.
NO sane man
would want to suffer the same.

"Big" Frank explained, been
bean-counting all the new hot thangs
and boning Evian, his water bottle lover.

I screwed the pooch on this one.
It was easy going in,
but so hard to get it out.

It was kind of funny but kind of NOT.
Funny ha-ha, like watching
a kick in the balls.
It makes you laugh even though
you know that shit smarts.

I double gloved in case his stupidity
transmitted like STDs.

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