Both Kinds Of Lawyers!byUncle Pervey©
Have you ever wondered about lawyers,
The ones who deal with the criminal acts?
They don't seem to care what is right or wrong,
They don't care about truth, and that's a fact!
The Prosecutors just want to convict,
And the Defense don't seem to care who's right.
Both kinds of lawyers just don't give a damn,
They only care about who'll win the fight!
The Prosecutors will try Innocents,
The Defense lawyers help the bad go free.
The Judge on the Bench is the biggest fool,
He'll pass a Sentence with serenity!
A woman told it all in a few words,
About a crooked system that's unkind.
She had no education to speak of,
But had a special way, to speak her mind!
"I say day ain't no jestice in dis land,
Cause I jest got deeVoased from my Ol' Man.
I laughed at dat Ol' Jedge's dee-cishun,
My Man got all five kids, day ain't hissin!"
This is a rare time when justice was done,
This woman's man just wanted to be free.
But when that judge passed down his decision,
It was the woman who got liberty!
That Judge made a good ruling in this case,
And this time the law really DID prevail.
That poor woman got her freedom at last,
And the man got five kids, with his new tail!
Too many times someone is convicted,
For something that they JUST PLAIN DIDN'T do.
And too many times a crook gets set free,
By some lawyer with a lie that's untrue!
Lawyers have been a curse through History,
They've always grabbed it all, like a sneak thief.
They make a good living by conniving,
And seem to take real pleasure from real grief!
This world would be a better place without,
All the lawyers showing up every place.
We don't need their "legal shenanigans,"
"Both kinds of lawyers," are a BIG disgrace!!