- Erotic Poetry
- Bow Wow
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My dog is very well restrained
And goes outside when nature calls.
But he will flop down anywhere
And lick his penis and his balls.
Sometimes he will pause
And give me a furtive glance,
As if to say: “Hey, this is fun!
Come on, Dad, drop your pants!”
I wonder what he thinks about,
Perchance canine fornication.
Or maybe he doesn’t think at all,
Just enjoys his mouth-turbation.
I do not believe a man exists,
Who has not likewise strained.
Only to fall short of the mark,
Twitching with spinal pain.
But it’s just as well we can’t partake
Of this bestial fun,
For if we could, we’d not leave the house,
And not a damn thing would get done!
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