- Erotic Poetry
- Boys Will Be Boys
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Boys will be Boys
(as heard on the subway)
My lover texts me
"Honey I'm so horny"
Don't tell me you are horny
I know you've been fucking other boys
But I don't mind
It spares my behind
"No no, it's only you
I always have been true"
I know you lie
My friend doesn't know
It's your cock I blow
Yesterday he tells me
A guy fucked him on the floor
His ass is as sore as raw cold slaw
Sounded like you and
Your big pecker for sure
He showed me your picture
In front of your store
And it was you
Which is fine
Just use a condom from now on
When you fuck my behind!
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