Brave New Words

Muggles wear mankinis
muffintops are viewed.

Texting, sexting twitterati
tweating frankenfood.

Droolworthy dudes in jeggings
guylinered bromance abound.

Screenagers typing woot and lol.
Beware the dumbing down!

Whatevs, it's so called progress
so Luddites stay away.

BRB but don't unfriend me
while I'm AFK.

Don't chirp my mains, that's rachet
we might decide to bach it!

The noobs are here and, OMG,
they just h8 to disagree.

So, bless up now, stay swaggy, yo
and remember that YOLO.