Britney's Secret

To the tune of N'Sync's Celebrity

Chorus

If you knew I was secretly Britney
How much nicer would you all be to me?
Would you beg for my attention and wanna chat online like every day?
Would you wanna make fun of me?
If you knew I had the stash to buy you diamond blings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so much more into me?
If you knew I was secretly Britney

Lately I've been doing a little thinking about revealing to you
All the hidden things you don't yet know about me
The delicious secret of my Hollywood celebrity
Baby, here's the deal
If I go through with the big reveal
All I ask is that you be real with me

I've been so lonely living out the boring life my record company has laid out for me
So sick of constantly hiding
Avoiding on the web every cute guy that takes a romantic interest in me
Told that to be safe I gotta push them all away
'Cause my work has to come first before any play, so they say

If you knew I was secretly Britney
How much nicer would you all be to me?
Would you beg for my attention and wanna chat online like every day?
Would you wanna make fun of me?
If you knew I had the stash to buy you diamond blings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so much more into me?
If you knew I was secretly Britney

Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney

So fed up with playin' all these silly games sayin'
Thinkin'
If you knew
You would only want me for my name
My fame
What a darn shame
Things gotta be this way
'Cause you know if I had the smallest hope
I just might come right out and say

If you knew I was secretly Britney
How much nicer would you all be to me?
Would you beg for my attention and wanna chat online like every day?
Would you wanna make fun of me?
If you knew I had the stash to buy you diamond blings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so much more into me?
If you knew I was secretly Britney

If you think maybe that you can love me
For more then just my name
Message me, don't use me
Don't you dare try to fool me
Or we can never be the same
Honey, I'll be leaving you so far behind
Moving on to the next who can love me
Just for me
And that's all I swear I really want or need, yeah

Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney

If you knew I was secretly Britney
How much nicer would you all be to me?
Would you beg for my attention and wanna chat online like every day?
Would you wanna make fun of me?
If you knew I had the stash to buy you diamond blings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so much more into me?
If you knew I was secretly Britney

2009 Ramona Thompson