- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Buford Puttle-button
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Buford Puttlebutton is a thief
Buford Puttlebutton has been stealing for years
and there is nothing that any one can do about it
oh quite right
there is one thing
but then that would be committing a crime to stop a crime and the justice department will not let murder over ride theft.
It is not that Buford has a small mind like a fly
its just that he chooses not to use it
of course Buford has brain farts like most people have hic-ups and who you going to blame for that?
I am sure that if you asked him
he would say that he is not a thief
it is free!
well then we might as well be at a 'Wake'
and the FREE food is gobbled up by
yep you guessed it...
Buford Puttle-button
there-fore the shear energy
that could have fueled some motivation, is wasted on a 'huge' waste line or maybe it is just enough energy for him to make it to the super market's free sample isle.
the word "free" and Buford Puttle-button ...
...well that is like the carpet coming to life
extending out a seductive stocking covered arm reaching out with a tantalizing, curling finger jesting him to come closer and closer till the carpet whispers seductively, "Clean me you big, handsome, vacuum cleaner. Free dirt, all you want. Suck me dry."
That is like offering him a lake to drink from
"its free"
so what does Buford do?
He takes a cupping hand and sips the water
then he 'pisses in it'
and you can't say that he is insensitive because he said he 'didn't want to kill the grass'
I said, "You know, you probably just gave somebody a golden shower, down stream."
and he said, "Well, I don't know about that... but that little minnow sure did run like hell."
and look
there he goes again
just sitting there
doing nothing
but breathing
not even thinking
his brain does not make adequate use of the oxygen that he takes in, gulping air and shooting it out his exhaust, creating a very fowl oder
there-fore the talk around town is that...
Buford Puttle-button is an environmental hazard to the Eco system and an oxygen thief and there is nothing anyone can do about it
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 18 years agothat ole bad penny to me.I love the title did you make him up...would go good with a title am kickin around called the ole slap - n - Tickle....buni...you pens just keep me hangin on....for more.. like that bad penny....winks/blue
LeBrozover 18 years agoPoetic prose
Of someone well known;
You know ~ like someone who's overstayed their welcome
Sucking up the free drink
Downing all the buffet
And when it's gone ~
So's Buford.
