Built like a Brick Shit House

He could bend Bars with his Teeth
and tear down Walls,
ever so respectful to a Lady
when she was juggling his Balls.

Being built like a Brick Shit House
don't mean a thing,
when a Woman's got his Dick attached
to a piece of String.

Thought he knew
all about sweet Talk,
tied to his new Leash
she wanted to see could he still Walk.

Around Town
she led her new Pet,
he got rather nervous
when passing a Vet.

She went past a Church and said look Reverend
I have tamed a wild Beast,
do you want him to Repent
at least.

Built like a Brick Shit House
he was now being dragged,
she had him well and truly
Bagged.

To be released from this Bondage
of despair,
he wondered would his Cock
be beyond repair.

Grinning with
many hope's
she was showing him
the Ropes.