Bullshit Meter!byUncle Pervey©
Everyone's got a Bullshit Meter,
It's something everybody's born with.
When someone proclaims an innocense,
Then that someone's exhorting a myth!
The Bullshit Meter won't stear you wrong,
But feeling immortal ALWAYS will.
That's the reason kids go with strangers,
And why some experience "Death's" chill!
All good salesmen are good bullshiters,
Because it's how they make their living.
They don't care how far you get in debt,
And debtors we know, aren't forgiving!
Most doctors are real good bullshiters,
And sometimes it may be cause they care.
Most times however they're just chicken,
And to tell you the truth, they won't dare!
The best bullshit artists are lawyers,
It's because they're trained right from the start.
The one thing they're after is money,
And don't care if it breaks someone's heart!
If your Bullshit Meter is sparking,
And you listen for the sound it makes.
Your living style will be MUCH better,
And the life that you live will be "Jake!!"