Busted

"Too bad", I thought, "I am not rich.
I've got this girl, hot as a bitch,
And though she really wants to fuck,
There's no room in my pickup truck."

"I cannot pay for a motel,
Her home is where her parents dwell,
And if I took her to my house,
A confrontation with my spouse."

"Where can we go; what can we do?
I hate to miss a chance to screw."
A notion popped into my head
Beneath the truck was where to head.

The girl agreed, 'cause she was hot,
Beneath the truck, she spread her twat.
I climbed on top and stuck it in.
"Oh, joy", I thought, and had to grin.

She wrapped her legs around my thighs,
The only sounds I made were sighs.
"What luck", I thought,"to find this chick,
And entertain her with my dick."

"Oh, Daddy, fuck me good", she said.
"I need your cock, but not a bed."
I felt her cumming once or twice,
It seemed I was in Paradise.

Then came a tapping on my feet.
Who dares to interrupt our treat?
"Begone, I said. I'm out of luck,
And trying to repair my truck."

"I don't believe you", said a guy.
"I know three reasons why you lie.
I see your toes are pointing down,
They should be pointing up, you clown."

"Another thing, if that were true,
Why would this crowd be watching you?
And one more thing", I heard him say,
"We cops have towed your truck away."