- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Calamine's Notion
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I'm half the price of therapy
and much more for your money.
Hey there, Barman, get me a beer
and one here for my buddy.
Now tell me, Pal, what gal ya know
would buy a man a beer?
Look at that head. Know what I mean?
Hey, slow down, don't swallow so.
Name's Calamine because I'm pink
where it matters. Know what I mean?
and I can help you through the night
after kissing ass all day
as long as I'm kept out of reach
of children and the missuhses,
and Baby, you can shake me well
before you use me. Know what I mean?
- COMMENTS
legerdemerover 7 years agoThe one above the belt or below... ?
I like poems that play with words and poke fun at the readers' sensibilities. The humor worked very nicely to draw me in. And is there a form hiding in here, or just the suggestion of one, given the repetitions that are a bit like a musical round, or a fugue?
The more I read it, the more I like it. Nicely done.
