Candy Apple Red

So I say to the Mrs.
this one I got I think is hot
and so I'm thinking
I'll put it on display.

Now here comes Jack,
and Jack says "Well,
I see all the specks,
but I don't see the specs."

"I don't know Jack"
I say to Jack,
who for some reason
starts to laugh,

but Jack says "I don't see it.
I mean I do, but all those bells,
whistles, and smells
gets in the way."

Excuse me, I mean get.
Jack said get.

So I talk to the Mrs. again,
noticing grime in my fingernails
and that's when I remember

Jack said to me, "Actoolment,
I prefer Jock, sill vu play,
and as far as your little red thing,
it needs a little more work,

but Say Pa Moll, Say Pa Moll.
Varoom! Varoom! Varoom!"
Jock said walking away.