Carnivorous Bunny (ex-girlfriend)

I chanced upon a bunny
Thought twas cute and cuddly and kind
I shall catch that bunny
I’m sure she will not mind
I’ll keep her in a cage at home
A friend in her I’ll find
I reached out to the bunny
To take her in my hand
I shall love this bunny
The cutest in the land
And that’s when something happened
I just can’t understand
That cute and fuzzy bunny
I thought to make my own
Bit down upon my outstretched hand
And chewed down to the bone
With teeth and claws so sharp and hard
She could have gnawed thru stone
So take this lesson to your heart
And keep it in your mind
Not every cute and cuddly beast
That you should chance to find
Is something you should try to claim
Cute doesn’t equal kind