Caught Under The Mistletoe

A very merry Christmas and happy holidays!

Hope you all enjoy my twisted little Christmas tale!

Need some advice and I need it fast
Got my mistress threatening to expose my bare assets
Not only to my wife but to our friends and family as well
Even the whole world!
Got me so messed up
Outta my head knowing
I could lose everything
My kids, my wife, the house and all my stacks of big money
All because I slipped up and slid it into my wife's sister one night

youtube?
myspace?
Where and when that ho will post the video I don't know
All I do know is this
She's gotta be stopped somehow
So what?
I jingled her bells once
Does that really mean I own her a lifetime?

One night only
That was what we sworn
Never to show, kiss and tell
Now the little tramp is going back on her word
Offering up what was supposed to be a very private sex tape
To the highest bidder
Bragging that soon I'll be all hers
Yeah right
I only tapped it cos I was drunk, curious and horny
Not cos I was ever in love
Not even for a moment
Not with that old nag

Stuffed her stocking good
Rode her harder then Santa Claus riding his reindeer
Gave her what to be the very best sex of her life
And now she's turning on me
What's up with that?
Can't a good husband and father cheat nowadays without it coming back to haunt him?
I just wanted a little something extra on the side
Now I got a stalker for a sister-in-law
God I swear I don't think things could get any worse then this
Unless.....

My wife comes home early
To find me
Under the mistletoe
On my knees
With none other then her good ole horny bisexual daddy
Oh well
At least I can tell her
Honey, really it's ok
From all STDS I've been keeping you safe and sound
Cos this holiday season
It will be found

I've been keeping it all in the family

2008 Ramona Thompson