- Non-Erotic Poetry
- cheeseburger poetry challenge
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Click hereauthors note: use the listed seven words and beat this fine and juicy poem.
patina
frontloader
gala
sassafras
cheeseburger
bonehead
favorite
Cheeseburger Challenger
Ah! Cheeseburger, my favorite.
Wayne's way, flipped not smashed.
Bonehead cooks always squeezing,
robbing life from the burger.
Or! Make a gala outdoor festivity.
Seared patina over sassafras embers.
Smash my burger, I'll kick your ass.
Juice laden fingers feed the frontloader.
Baba8
- COMMENTS
KOLKOREabout 16 years agoI'll be careful to make sure not to engage in any controversial issue with this cheeseburger fanatic -that is, until the full consumption of said burger has been confirmed! Ok, now I can talk, that was fun, plus I have to walk because I am suddenly very hungry.
