Cheny's Got A Gun

Written a long time ago.

Just felt like dragging it out and finally posting it today.

Parody of Aerosmith's Janie's Got A Gun

Oh no now Dick Cheny what have you done?
Oh no now Dick Cheny what have you done?
Oh no now Dick Cheny what have you done?
Oh no now that's the sound....the sound...
It's the sound of your career getting flushed

Run run run
Run run run
Run run run
Run run run

Cheny's got a gun
Cheny's got a gun
The whole White House has come undone
From lookin' at all those pitful news headlines the vice has been makin'
What did that lawyer do?
What's the media gonna put us through?

They say when Cheny was shooting
He told 'em he thought it was a bird
But man he had another thing coming
Now that Cheny's got a gun
The White House ain't never gonna be the same

Cheny's got a gun
Cheny's got a gun
His embrassment's just begun
Now his rep is sure to be ruined
Tell the reporters it's untrue
What the hell did Cheny do?

He shot lil bitty bullets at a guy
The president's got to be going insane
They say Cheny should be put in a rubber room
Cursing and screaming
Cos he still missed that damn bird
Someone better has got to replace this man

Don't run
Don't run for office

In 08
Please
Don't run
Don't run
Don't run for office
Cheny, The Birdman of The White House...wooh

Cheny's got a gun
Cheny's got a gun
His dumb days just begun
Now nobody wants him to run in 08
What the hell did Cheny do?
It's sure to make George turn around and say
Screw you

Cheny has to take it easy
And quit putting bullets in his fellow men
He said, "Cos nobody believes me."
"I still say the man looked like a bird to me."
Damn
Now history ain't never gonna be the same

In 08
Please
Don't run
Don't run
Don't run for office
Cheny, The Birdman of The White House...wooh

Cheny's got a gun
Cheny's got a gun
His dumb days just begun
Now nobody wants him to run in 08
What the hell did Cheny do?
It's sure to make George turn around and say
Screw you

2007 Ramona Thompson