Christ Fuck

I wanna fuck Christ in the asshole(howl!),
yeah that's what I said.
I wanna fuck Christ in the asshole;
I'm so glad he's not really dead.
Such a good looking man,
blonde hair, blue eyes,
and macho stubble.
And I'm a good looking thug,
on a couple of drugs,
plain looking for trouble.
We'd take a highway ninety-seven,
on the serpent free-way to heaven.
 And I'd have a good looking lad,
with a cock in his hand, at every Motel Seven. And soon we'd get shit straight,
bout this crucifix fate,
Cause fate ain't something ya make,
but it is the shit that happens.
Nah, we'd get some weed and speed in his blood, and his feet on the dance floor tappin'. (Howl!)