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- Christmas?
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Christmas?
Tis the season to be jolly?
Seems to me like so much folly!
You’re out fucking someone that’s not me,
While I’m at home decorating the tree.
Something wrong with this time of year,
If you think I’ll stand for this one my dear.
Oh! How you’ll hate me, and call me a louse,
When you come back to a burned out house!
I did not do it! No! Not me!
Must have been that damned Christmas tree!
Your cats chewed the wires, and shorted they did,
Whilst around the corner, I giggled and hid.
And off in the distance, what did I hear,
But ol Saint Nick, in a voice so clear,
Saying, “Merry Fucking Christmas”
“And a better New Year!”
Copyright 2000 M.J. Mitchell
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