Non-Erotic PoetryChristmas ThongI love Christmas, don't get me wrong
but my worst gift ever was a thong.
Back then I weighed 200 pounds,
that thing wouldn't even fit around.
My husband thought it would be funny
so he bought one with a tail like a bunny.
Did he think I would wear this? Oh yes!
That man had lost his mind, I guess.
I finally got over it, I'll be okay,
what goes around, comes around they say.
This year he'll get something that I want.
Underwear shaped like an elephant trunk!
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