Coffee with Eve and Mary Magdellen

You and I were naked I said, so what?
He's all upset, fig leaves first,
followed with hides I had to sew,
and then, well, Cain and Abel.

The boys started stalking the cat,
and he starts talking devil,
but I didn't know what a devil was,
so I said what in hell's a devil?

.....C'mon, Mar, a little levity here.

Anyhow, I figured it out,
they wouldn't let girls read or write.

It's easy then to write I'm a slut
in cahoots with this devil snake thing
and every other woman's the same
when we can't sass back in their book.

Ever wonder who wrote this stuff
and if they ever got laid?