Condomania

I bought my man a present
A thing we both could savour
A black, colored condom
With a lovely chocolate flavour

I waited for the moment
To deliver my little gift
I got him lying in his bed
All passionate and stiff

I took it out the wrapper
And slipped it in position
It was like an army manoeuvre
Done with military precision

It really made a difference
Not seeing it in pink
As it stood there hard and black
With its rubbery, chocolate stink

So we got down to the business
Going at it hammer and tong
I really had a brilliant time
With my new, black, shiny dong

Later, as I stared up at him
He asked. "Are you all right?"
"Yes," I admitted guiltily,
"I just forgot that you were white"