Confessions of a Cheater

Why can’t you just accept, that this is the end?
You should have realised this, when I fucked your best friend,
To answer your question, yes, she was better in bed,
Without having to beg, she gave me great head,
And her tits are so huge, compared to yours they’re balloons,
And unlike you she didn’t complain, when I came too soon,
She doesn’t moan or complain, about anything,
Oh, except when I got the wrong hole, and stuck it up her ring,
It’s so different with her, she’s so considerate and nice,
It’s so much better in fact, that I managed to do her twice,
She treats me with respect, she doesn’t think that I’m a creep,
She didn’t even mind, when I rolled over, farted and went to sleep,
It’s all over between us, can you accept it now?
Will you now please stop stalking me? You fucking mad, crazy cow,
I’ve just one more confession, you won’t like it I can tell,
It’s not just your best friend, I gave your mother one as well!