- Erotic Poetry
- Cooking
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Yes! You can fry a pork chop
In a pan with Pam
But you’d be better off with Spam
Yes! You can cook a clam in a pot
But without a shallot
What do you got
You’d be better off with rot
Ah yes! Lovers in a car
At night quite delight
But what about the star
What about that warm star
And the two hearts beating in the car
And the nose wafting sweet delight
And yes oh yes I forgot
The tongue about to taste a shallot
Ah yes where have I been
The sauce about to drip across a chin
Ah yes the sauce
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