Cooking You And Eating You (song)

=============== COOKING YOU AND EATING YOU

(song - slow pop ballad)

 Cooking you and eating you was more fun than I've had this week
 You looked so surprised when I carved out a steak
 Grilled fast over mesquite coals, you're not quite tartare
 A dash of TuleLake horseradish and you're just fucking perfect

 Cooking you and eating you was really quite a challenge
 You put up quite a struggle, until the drugs took hold
 Just the right dose of morphine, MSG, DMSO
 Now you're so calm and tender, just like a free-range pullet
 
 Cooking you and eating you was just the right experience
 I'd just feng-shui'ed the kitchen and I had to test it out
 The griddle's in the FIRE bagua and needed fleshy elements
 Now it's all adjusted, and you can just relax (relax) (relax)