- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Could Be Trouble
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I'm buying eyeshadow in bulk again
Six phat shades, in cream crayon-fat pencils.
Maybe it's time I get real.
At these prices, I'll tell you, it's a steal
But who am I kidding? Like I need
Purple raccoon eyes to pick up skim milk
At the grocery store? And I might need the milk
More than I do the makeup soon anyway.
Maybe it's a spring thing, this mania
For color and primping and bad decisions,
High humidity and plump mascara.
It's the slut coming out-- biology patrol--
Not much I can do, but unplug the modem,
Get out the Bible and the ankle restraints
And hope and pray for the best, before
I start bringing home strangers again.
- COMMENTS
buttersalmost 13 years agomwahahaha
not all poetry has to be huge and significant and worthy. i couldn't help but enjoy reading this, and i actually think the light delivery glosses over some stuff in there that IS deeper, if not deepy deep. :p
ishtatalmost 13 years agoI'll go a bit further and suggest this isn't poetry at all but a fun sort of stream of consciousness write. But I'll give it V because I could be wrong and it is well written.
bogusagainalmost 13 years ago.. a one read. I think someone else mentioned its a fun read but it won't draw you back again to make new discoveries, it doesn't rattle in your head after you've reached the end. However, a really enjoyable read.
UnderYourSpellalmost 13 years agoAnother fun read though not as slick and flowing as Grad school mixer
simply__mealmost 13 years agojust go bring 'em home. The event can be your next poem! Yeah baby.
Again, a unique sort of flair in your poetry. I'm still wondering why I like it. Maybe because it is so weird. Unconventional.
Course, the slut coming out -- biology patrol part gave me a rise. I mean made me smile.
