Crazy land

Welcome to Crazy land
Come join Me now
The waters warm
Everything is wild and free
Tasting and touching
Smelling and feeling
The ferry is just landing
Disembark and play

Pheromones
Sweetly dance upon My tongue
Like merry maids a milking
Driven mad by lust
Trying hard to scratch the itch
That cannot be denied
Its either Mass or suicide
Choosing Heaven or Hell

Welcome Me in
You're local Priest
Ready to say the sacrament
Waiting to purge your sins
My hand raised
Quite happily
Wielding a cane or whip
To drive out lurking evil

I am awake
It must be time to frolic
Have a little food and drink
Then strip naked for your Master
Adopt the position fast
I get bored very easily
Wander away absentminded
Alzheimer's awaits us all

Welcome to Crazy land
Your turn next
To be ships Captain
Navigate towards the coast
And make decisions
About everything
Constantly
Till cocks crow