- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Deaf Man
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Parody of the Cher song Main Man
You're my deaf man
When I call your name
Your ears refuse to hear the sound
When I come around
You're my deaf man
That's what the neighorhood's been screaming
Even thou you can't hear me say it
Always and forever
I'll still love you
CHORUS
Oh you're my deaf man
I am your hearing ear woman
Oh you're my deaf man
Can't hear a word I'm singing
But I'll still love you
Forever
You're my deaf man
Paying all your doctor's bills
To keep you stayin'
To keep you from straying over to that blind woman's arms
I'll light a candle up your butt
And throw you out on the street
If ever you should cheat on me
CHORUS
2007 Ramona Thompson
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