Dear Abby!

byUncle Pervey©

I got something to say to you Abby.
Your advice to my old woman ain't good.
When I got home from the bar last night,
She busted my head with a chunk of wood!

And I also want to tell you Abby,
Your nose is where it just don't belong.
You gave my old woman some ideas,
I got knots where I shouldn't that's wrong!

Now heres some good advice for you Abby.
If you ever come here to my town,
I'll stick my big foot so far up your ass,
My leg and my knee will get stained brown!

Here's just one more suggestion Dear Abby,
You can take it or leave it of course.
Never again advise my old woman,
Or your asshole will be big as a horse!!
With sincere bad wishes from Mike Cabby!

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