Dear Mr. Smith

Dear Mr. Smith,

By now you already know,
I have grown to adore you so.
But there's more than meets than eye,
and from this letter you need not reply.

Some say I have an angelic face,
but I'd love to show myself to you
in nothing but lace.

Lace panties and a skimpy bra,
why it wouldn't be a crime for you to see me that way,
it ain't even against the law.

I can take them off for you,
and I'd like to.
I'd like to show you.

Mister, I know you're forty-nine,
and I am only nineteen,
and out together we'd cause quite a scene.
But if you let me,
I can tell you what can make me squeal.

And if you let me,
I can tell you exactly what I want,
but you probably have an idea already.