Deck the Halls: Alternative Version

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(This is a slightly naughty, alternative version of the well known Yuletide song! Merry Christmas everyone!)

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Pete has bought a blow up dolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Does his wife know
'Bout his false ho?
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
At least she deflates in a hurry
Fa la la la la la, la la la!!

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