- Erotic Poetry
- Deep Hyp-no-sis
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Click hereWith apologies to Dr. Seuss...
I is Liz
I is Liz
Liz I is
That Liz-I-is!
That Liz-I-is!
I do not like
that Liz-I-is!
Do you like
Deep hyp-no-sis?
I do not like it,
Liz-I-is
I do not like
Deep hyp-no-sis.
Would you like it
in this chair?
I would not like it
in this chair.
I would not like it anywhere
I do not like
deep hyp-no-sis.
I do not like it,
Liz-I-is.
Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?
I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
in a chair.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like deep hyp-no-sis
I do not like it, Liz-I-is.
Would you like it
with no wits?
Would you like it
from my tits?
Not with no wits
Not from your tits
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not do it in a chair.
I would not do it anywhere.
I would not try deep hyp-no-sis
I do not like it, Liz-I-is.
Would you? Could you?
Giving head?
Try it! Try it!
You'll be led.
I would not,
could not
Giving head.
You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
Sensually.
I would not, could not sensually
Not giving head! You let me be.
I do not like it with no wits
I do not like it from your tits.
I do not like it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it in a chair.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like deep hyp-no-sis.
I do not like it, Liz-I-is.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?
Not on a train! Not sensually!
Not giving head! Liz! Let me be!
I would not, could not with no wits.
I could not, would not from your tits.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it in a house.
I do not like it in a chair.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like deep hyp-no-sis.
I do not like it, Liz-I-is.
Say!
In bright lights?
Here in bright lights!
Would you, could you, in bright lights?
I would not, could not,
in bright lights.
Would you, could you, fry your brain?
I would not, could not,
fry my brain.
Not in bright lights. Not on a train.
Not giving head. Not sensually.
I do not like it, Liz, you see.
Not in a house. Not with no wits.
Not with a mouse. Not from your tits.
I will not try it in a chair.
I do not like it anywhere!
You do not like
deep hyp-no-sis?
I do not
Like it,
Liz-I-is.
Could you, would you
with a watch?
I would not, could not
with a watch!
Would you, could you,
on my crotch?
I could not, would not, with a watch.
I will not, will not, on your crotch.
I will not let it fry my brain.
I will not try it on a train.
Not in bright lights! Not sensually!
Not giving head. You let me be!
I do not like it with no wits.
I do not like it from your tits.
I will not try it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it in a chair.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!
I do not like
deep hyp-
no-sis!
I do not like it,
Liz-I-is.
You do not like it.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.
Liz!
If you will let me be,
I will try it, you will see.
Say!
I like deep hyp-no-sis!
I do, I like it, Liz-I-is!
And I would do it with a watch.
And I would do it on your crotch...
And I will let it fry my brain.
And in bright lights. And on a train.
And giving head. And sensually.
It is so good, so good, you see!
And I will do it with no wits.
And I will do it with your tits.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it with a mouse.
And I will do it in a chair.
Say! I will do it ANYWHERE!
I do so like
deep hyp-no-sis!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Liz-I-is!
- COMMENTS
Mudakover 12 years agoAuthorGood catch on the tpyo. I just submitted an updated version that corrects it.
vrosej10over 13 years agoBut I feel like someone has just sexually molested my favourite toy. I was a huge fan of Suess as a littlely. It's my hang up not yours. Well written. You should be proud.
UnderYourSpellover 13 years agoI've gone fuzzy in my head I must go lie down in my bed! Well worked out!
buttersover 13 years agoas parody goes, this one had me chuckling right the way through. especially enjoyed the exuberance in this part, despite the one typo of 'wil' in that first line below:
And I wil let it fry my brain.
And in bright lights. And on a train.
And giving head. And sensually.
It is so good, so good, you see!
And I will do it with no wits.
And I will do it with your tits.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it with a mouse.
And I will do it in a chair.
Say! I will do it ANYWHERE!
delighted you posted this. bravo :D
