Delta Sappho Eta Pi

Everyone
It's time to play Spin The Bottle
Let's see who's got the hots for who
And do some jello shots too
Here's one for me
Here's three for you

Are you feeling the buzz yet
You know it doesn't get
Any better than this

Everyone
Get ready for a game of naked Twister
Let's have all bimbos report to the mat
Grab a sorority sister
Don't dawdle, don't linger
'Cause that's where the action's at
And while your at it, don't be shy
If you stumble upon a leaking dyke
Plug the hole with your finger

Are you feeling the buzz yet
Are you fondling my fuzz yet
You know it doesn't get
Any better than this

Everyone
Who's up for a game of shirts 'n skins volleyball?
For a net, you can use my double D cups
And stretch them from wall to wall
Try not to spike it too hard
And should you happen to perform a muff dive
There's plenty of soft feather pillows
And silicone to break your fall

Are you feeling the buzz yet
Are you fondling my fuzz yet
Are your panties moist and wet
You know it doesn't get
Any better than this

Sapphic Sisters
Of Delta Sappho Eta Pi
I pledge my allegience
To the great Goddess in the sky
And vow to be the best Sister that I can
By refusing to swap spit with any man
I now pronounce myself Lesbian
On the technicality
That I've experimented with being Bi

Are you feeling the buzz yet
Are you fondling my fuzz yet
Are your panties moist and wet
You know it doesn't get
Any better than
Slumber parties on the floor
Sleeping bags for two or more
You know it doesn't get
Any better than
Painting your girlfriend's toes
Impromptu lingerie fashion shows
You know it doesn't get
Any better than
This