Leave the other me at home.
Cooking and cleaning 'til everything shines.
The perfect wife, he would be so proud.
A pillar of society, such a goody-goody
Even Bree would be impressed.
Then I can go out and have some fun.
Fuck my best friend's husband
And both the bosses' sons
Frolic and screw from dawn to dusk
Do stuff that would make even Gabby blush.
If only I could be two.