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Click hereDinky Ho
Dinky was a little brat
Kinda' ugly, kinda' fat
All the guys, one by one
Dated her to have some fun
If you got to third base
You wore her panties on your face
As a hat of high distinction
Showing that you were a brinkman
Dinky's vag was very tight
To get it in you had to fight
It was also kind'a shallow
Oozing liquid just like tallow
Her tits were just like swollen bags
And if you were a homo fag
You spun her round and taped her ass
Just to get the time to pass
Of all the guys who fucked her twat
I was the only one who got
A dose of clap that hurt like hell
I asked her brother who did sell
For a refund when I did swell
He flipped a quarter in my face
And remarked, "Life is a race
To get youse cocks out before disease
Makes youse ache when youse pees"
Yes, Big Tom was a philosopher
A smart pimp brother just for her
We don't pass no moral judgment
Where the floors are made of cement
As virgin blood and yours can flow
After you fucked that Dinky ho