- Erotic Poetry
- Dirty Deeds Done For Free
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Dirty Deeds Done For Free
You having trouble with your Mary Palm
She giving you the blues
She'll do it for you night and day
But give you nothing else to choose
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me anytime
Picture your hands on 38-24-38
I'm more than a hot date
Dirty deeds done for free
Dirty deeds when you marry me
Dirty deeds and they're done for free
You worried because you're a virgin
You hear them laugh you're a geek
Your cold showers do you no good
You're afraid you are a freak
Don't sweat it, son
Put down that gun
I'm your love angel
Imagine a sweet piece
You can always grease
Dirty deeds done for free
Dirty deeds when you marry me
Dirty deeds and they're done for free
Blowjobs, facials, anal sex, done for free
Handcuffs, tit fucks, swallowing, when you marry me
Dirty deeds, video me as your whore, done for free
Dirty deeds! Dirty deeds! Dirty deeds!
Hush now, I know where diamonds are on sale
