Dirty Limericks

Dirty Limericks

1

There once was a woman called Mary,
Whose chest was unnaturally hairy,
She gave it a trim,
Did the same with her quim,
And now she just looks plain scary!


2

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who decided to pee in a bucket,
While he was peeing,
The whore he was seeing,
Said: “For ten quid I’ll suck it,”!


3

The very same man from Nantucket,
Decided after she’d sucked it,
He’d like a bit more,
From this generous whore,
So gave her ten more to fuck it!


4

There was a young man called Mick,
Who begged his girlfriend to suck his dick,
He offered her money,
Which she thought was funny,
But only until it made her sick!