- Erotic Poetry
- Dirty Limericks
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There once was a big hunky jock,
Who comfortably leaned on a rock,
He unzipped his fly,
and let out a sigh,
as he played with his fuckin hard COCK.
There was this guy from my class,
Who'd do anythng for help how to pass,
So I gave him an A,
And the very next day,
I fucked him hard up his sweet ass.
My gardener is one hot fuck,
Who was financially down on his luck,
So I loaned him a grand,
As a helping hand,
Now his cock is all mine to suck.
I just love the men's room stalls,
With glory-holes cut in their walls,
Some dude sticks his cock in,
But to my chagrin,
There's no way I can lick on his balls.
- COMMENTS
duddle146over 17 years agoWelcome to Raunchyville ~ a few dirty limericks to greet your arrival ~ more news at 11:00.
KOLKOREover 17 years agoDirty was not the problem for me. First there were many lines which had too many syllables. You have to imagine reading them really fast to make it work
Second, in a Limerick you build a surprise which hits you at the last line. There was none of it here.
Third, IMO, the best way to make it really dirty is not to flaunt four letter words every other line but suggest them so that the readers create them in their minds.
I love limericks and wanted to give you an honest feedback, not to discourage you.
LeBrozover 17 years agoOkay, for those with such tastes, here are some more writings from the Men's Room wall...
