Dirty Limericks a la Lesse

There once was a lady from Dublin
Who loved to cuckold her husband
She'd lay 'round in the nude
and fuck lots of dudes
giving her body to cum in

There was a chick from South Beach
Who had an ass like a ripe peach
all day and all night
she'd give men a ride
'cum in my butt' she would beseech

There was a lady from Queens
Who was a huge fan of penis
she had cocks stuffed in her
from breakfast 'til dinner
the girl was a cock whore extremist

There once was a man from York
who was a bit of a dork
but he found a lover
that wasn't his mother
and he wrote up a full report

There was a man from Billings
Who found nudity thrilling
he'd stand on his deck
not wearing a speck
unless of course he was grilling

There was a dude from Portland
Who was very well proportioned
he'd make a girl scream
and fill her with cream
that sometimes came in a torrent

There was a pair from France
who liked to fuck through their pants
neither had seen
the other between
but somehow they both understand

There once was a man from Texas
who didn't know what a clit was
once girls were undressed
they left unimpressed
his attempts were totally feckless