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Click hereFederal Reserve Note
(the only way to vote)
The United States of America
(the gaping sphincter of Erica)
This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private
(blood, puss, vomit, piss, snot, cum, and shit)
Treasurer of the United States
(komodo dragons clean their plates)
L27275212F
(I'm numb, half-blind and deaf)
In God We Trust
(Manatee gash oozing puss)
The Great Seal
(Tasty Sushi Eel)
E Pluribus Unum
(there's only one drum)
One One One One
(sangre sangre sangre sangre)
Look at this wise American father
(I'm his incestuous daughter)
Novus Ordo Seclorum
(the dead are dumb)
The pyramid with the golden eye?
(It's only golden if it's mine)
This green yard stick of reality
(simply doesn't pay my fee)