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Click hereYeah, I put the dirty, in dirty old man
I bring a red blush to that redneck tan
I'll drive you to it
Bring it home and mix it
I'll be the bag and you're the trashcan
I've got some years to my schooling
But Lord, whom am I fooling?
Your mental disability
Proves my sensibility
Take it easy? I like it grueling
Ain't got no champagne glass
A red picnic cup suits your ass
Spin the '72 Ford truck
And by a stroke of luck
We won't spill the vodka on the grass
You're the one who took my virginity
Who later provided me with the trinity
Through the happy and the mad
Learning not to stay sad
Bad fades to good into infinity
You've given me ONE GREY HAIR
At twenty-one that hardly seems fair
I'll love you to death
And will feel your last breath
Arranged marriage in the next somewhere
You say it's all got to do with money
And for you reality seems to be funny
'Cause there's a burr in your boot
Your life took the wrong ruite
And now you're learning where to find honey
College guys are hotter than you
Profs have degrees and are smarter than you
So I try to fit in
Don't know where to begin
Only you know what I've been through
Old man, I don't need a Sugar Daddy
I don't mind being in the gutter, getting muddy
I'll give you what I've got
Throw out the vodka you bought
Lock the door on your past you tomnoddy
Telling me to look for someone new
You call me a fool for hanging around you
But I've got a plan
For my dirty old man
So to logic I'll bid adieu
When I see something I want, I attain it
They don't know me here, but I won't quit
I've fallen in love
With all of the above
To hell with the rest, you've earned it
What gives anyone the idea that this is non-erotic?
I find it very erotic and very good. So now how about something that everyone will call erotic. It should be very, very good.
You said you write stupid shit so i had to look
whats a tomnoddy or
must i wait for the book?