- Erotic Poetry
- Don't Fart in His Face
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Click hereDon't Fart in His Face - A Pome
Don't fart in his face
While he's sucking your dick.
You may think that it's cool
You may think that it's slick.
You may think that it's some
Kind of gay new-age shtick.
But don't fart in his face
When he's sucking your dick.
You may think that it's cool
While he's gumming your tool
To flavor his drool
With a whiff of your stool,
But he'll think you're a fool
And he'll call you a hick
If you fart in his face
While he's sucking your dick.
You may wish, I suppose,
Of your gas to dispose
With a blast at his nose
As he's licking your hose
But he'll spit out your wick
And stop flicking your Bic
If you fart in his face
While he's sucking your dick.
So don't fart in his face
While he's sucking your dick.
And especially don't
If you're turning a trick.
For though you won't get paid
You'll be thrown out real quick
If you fart in his face
While he's sucking your dick.
- COMMENTS
cbsummersover 12 years agoWriting a poem
'bout farting in faces
Wont get you invited
to all The best places
But it will amuse readers
Who then on this basis
Should give you five stars
For farting in faces
GuiltyPleasureabout 13 years ago......me laugh out loud much to the consternation of the dozing cat at my side. Thanks,
Tess
Lunanulover 13 years agoBecause, clearly, you've been hanging out at a bar I used to frequent listening to the stories. LOL.
