- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Don't take your miniskirt to Uganda
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I'm reading just today that men
with thoughts upon their minds
that makes their driving erratic
and misjudged,
are now to have the mini skirt
removed,
not as their minds would wish it
but from circulation.
No more the naked thigh to make
the spirits soar,
Ah men let now your titillation
return once more to ankles only.
- COMMENTS
WickedEveover 15 years agoI think your poetry is really taking off. First the Reverend and now this one. Great ideas for both poems. I'd change "upon" to "on."
champagne1982over 15 years agoThey do say hemlines are economic indicators, too bad they fall when times are tough. I say t'hell with fashion! Minis and Daisy Dukes for everyone! ... nooo nooo. Penis'd folks do not need apply; even if they're named Randolph. I guess I won't be travelling to the dark continent any time soon... at least not with my miniskirt. I wonder if they'd feel that way if the mini were a car? :D
