Dopey's Lament

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Never,
never offer a three-holed synthetic
Snow White a cut diamond, nor rose
still unthorned.

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champagne1982champagne1982about 16 years ago
Brilliant Brevity

Poor Dopey... Plastic princesses don't take to well to sharp edges. All deflation aside, a man's ego shouldn't ride on the gifts he lavishes on high maintenance tri-orificed babes with boobs.

kittyblackkittyblackabout 17 years ago
fucking awesome!!

:D

MyNecroticSnailMyNecroticSnailabout 17 years agoAuthor
I have a rose for you.

But I don't know who to send it to (eyes roll)//

what a load..

04/24/06 by Anonymous

of crap. mocking all Lit poems with another nothing submission / comments that diminish all other comments -RJ-//crap makes roses grow-RJ-knows//My favorite comment-I hope you left them elsewhere-On those that deserve them more than I, really, now how could I diminish this comment?

FifthFlowerFifthFlowerabout 17 years ago
snow white might be bloody

I assume snow white would get torn up with the thorn or the sharp edge of the diamond and yet this is likely what she wants to get. So she can't handle dopey.

annagrahamannagrahamover 17 years ago
^

Never mind an H, this one deserves an E. Not only is it well written, it is very good advice.

ag

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