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Dorothy Lamour's Sarong Song

byJUDO©

--- a welcome for Rowdy Ted ---


Well, hell-o, Sailor!
Nice trousers you've got.
Perhaps we'll take'em to the tailor
And fix that spot.

You know the one I mean --
I've heard of handfulls, but golly.
You're awfully long, but not lean.
Can you fire a quick volley?

Ooo, Betty Boop --
Was lookin' for this.
Made her hips twitch and swoop,
But you know it can't miss.

Double-powered, long lasting,
Packs a whallop... Say, gimme some!
This ain't no pole for casting,
But it'll make this mermaid cum.

I'll buy out Costco,
If it'll make you go-go.
Boy, down with the pants.
Just put me in a trance.

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