Double Meat Babe Burger

I was just fantasizing about how great it would be to order a hot, tasty, juicy woman, and this is what was produced....

Double Meat Babe Burger

If you were a fast food option,
I'd gobble you right up,
I'd order you both day and night,
For breakfast, lunch and sup.

I'd nibble on your sexy toes,
All painted nice and red,
I'd zip right in the drive through,
And eat you in my bed.

I'd separate your tender meat,
And lick your tasty buns,
I'd taste your furry wrapping,
Until your soft drink runs.

Don't need no onion rings or fries,
Your breasts can be quite filling,
If Burger King had a dish like you,
I'm sure they'd make a killing.

Yep, she is my Baby, Sugar Plum,
No other Babe can top her,
She has the biggest rounded tush,
Oh what a sexy Whopper!!!!

My Doc told me I must eat better,
More vegitables and fruits
But all I want to diet on,
Is Honey's sexy glutes.

So you can have your Taco Bell,
McDonald's and Subway,
I'd rather eat my Sugar Plum,
She's TASTY I must say.


Bonne appetite